Saturday, 26 August 2017

Day 3 Seoul - the touristic stuff

Day 3 Korea
18 August
Met Nell at 10 at the Gyeongbokgung Palace to do a day of touristy stuff since we were both in Seoul at the same time.  A lot of that shit is better shared.

So we started off with the palace and walked into the start of the changing of the guard ceremony.  I think we missed the first 5 minutes or so but from the rest of it I gather that was just a bit of marching from the previous guard group.

My immediate thought was to start comparing it to the ceremony outside Buckingham Palace.  The guards' uniforms were interesting.  Seemed to be different colours based on their role (archers one colour, swordsmen another etc...).  The fake facial hair glued onto every guard was a highly amusing part of their uniform.  Where is their dedication to the part!  I guess it's a lot to ask the women to grow a goatee.

The ceremony is basically the same.  It's in the courtyard in front of the palace.  The overnight guard squad marches in.  The new squad taking over marches in.  Both  march to drums or music of some kind.  The captains of the squads talk and the new guy gets a report.  Then the old squad marches out to drums and the new squad takes over.



I enjoyed this one more than the UK one mostly because I was right up close to it.  There was maybe 200 people there and everyone got a front row spot.  The U.K. one is just smashed with a couple of thousand people and it's hard to see or hear anything unless you're right up the front.

That said - I think the UK ceremony is definitely better if you can get a good spot.  It has much more pomp and weight to it.  It's much more polished (guards arriving on horseback, the uniforms much more impressive) and it has the weight of however many years of The British Empire behind it. You can definitely tell the guards are actual military personnel instead of paid actors performing for tourists.

The palace itself was nice.  Again ... the inevitable comparison to the Forbidden City in Beijing was the first thing that came to mind.  The buildings themselves were very beautiful.  I found the colour scheme very pleasant and they looked in good condition.      I'll probably offend someone with this but the buildings all look pretty much the same.  Different room configurations and such but the general construction was pretty similar to the Chinese places.  Like the ceremony there were very few people there so we were able to get a good look at everything.  It was odd to be touring something like this in a city the size of Seoul and have it be quiet.  The majority of people that were there looked like Koreans.  Not a lot of westerners.












So we walked through the place. Lovely buildings, some nice parkland and a nice big temple at the end we were not allowed to go into.  There was also a small section showing some stuff from around the time of the Korean War where the Americans would hang out.

Lots of stuff under construction to completely restore/recreate the whole palace complex.  I'm in two minds about this sort of stuff.  It's great for the Korean people to be able to go and see their history but if you're rebuilding the whole complex it feels like you're creating a tourist trap.

Immediately outside the gate of the palace we came across this artwork.  Seems like an odd pose to put children in but what do I know?



2 questions:
 1. Which infamous movie did this remind me of?
 2. What do you think they are trying to say with this?

We then headed off to the Bukchon Hanok village which was about a 15 minute walk down the road.  It's one of those "traditional villages" where you can see how the city used to look before it modernised.  I guess you'd call them hutongs in China.  Lots of small houses, narrow roads and laneways.  It's basically been turned into a bit of an artistic and tourist area but there are still locals living there and non-tourist businesses operating.

Seoul is so much cleaner than China.  I'm thinking of this place as American-Bejiing.  It has a lot of the hallmarks of your big Asian cities but it's clean (only rarely do you get the rotting garbage smell and there's not much litter) and modern and there is some sort of order to the way people move and travel.  I guess Bejing had order too ... in a large enough sample chaos has some sort of predictability.

We didn't do too much other than just walk around and stick our head in a few places.

2 items checked off the list.  Next we were heading towards the Dongdaemun Design Plaza with a lunch stop along the way.

We walked past the modern art gallery and it had a pretty cool exhibit outside.  Faux trees.  Basically spinning posts with green material to look like foliage.  They created quite a breeze and looked pretty awesome.



Nell had a very sensible approach to lunch venue ... we headed towards the craft beer sign.  Alas it was closed.  So we ended up at the little place next door at a table next to some of the local police.  If the cops are eating there it must be good right?

And it was good.  Korea delivers again with awesome food.  Every meal so far has been great!  We both went for what I guess was their lunch special set menu.  Nell went for the whole fish (which the police all appeared to be eating) and I went for the BBQ pork.  And Nell shouted a beer since she profited from our taxi mishap in Mongolia ;]

The BBQ Pork was delicious.  Tender, full of flavour and slightly spicy.  The fish was great too.  Nicely fried and well seasoned.  And we got the usual million side dishes.  The best side dish was some sort of potato wedge thing.  Not sure if pickled or what but they were great.

Nell apparently has a tattoo on her head that says "white girl who can't use chopsticks" so they immediately handed her a fork.  This happened at breakfast as well apparently.  I on the other hand did NOT get handed a fork.  Maybe my penis means I am genetically able to use chopsticks?  I showed them!  I'm trying to change my chopstick style so I fumbled my way through the meal looking like a real tourist.

Eventually we got to the design plaza.  I'm not entirely sure what I expected to see there.  Maybe a museum or exhibit about "design" and what it is.  Instead it mostly seemed to be this really awesome looking building with a bunch of shops and a small exhibit on the third floor that was to do with how Korean writing script developed.

So we entered in the building and walked up this really long spiral tunnel that was pure white.  It was kind of odd.  It felt unfinished.  It seemed the perfect backdrop or canvas for some artworks or displays but it was just a big white spiral tunnel.  Kind of felt like it was building up to something at the end .. A plaque or something explaining this was the architect's representation of the plight of starving children in Siberia in winter or something.  But no.  Just a tunnel.

Since there didn't seem to be much else in the building we went to the exhibit about the Korean script.  It was actually quite interesting.  I'm not entirely sure I understood exactly what it was about until we got to the end.  There were some explanatory pieces as part of the exhibit which I think really should have been at the beginning to provide some context but maybe it was all so obvious to Koreans they didn't feel like they needed to.

My favourite part of the exhibit was 2-fold.  There was a small video that showed a battle taking place and you could hear the crashing of the ocean as part of it.  Around the corner was a room with the night sky painted on the ceiling that was dark and was playing a nice piece of classical music from what I presume is a Korean composer.

In the dark room you lay down on some beanbags, listen to the music with the ocean crashing in the background and look at the stars.  There were what looked like some pictures of celebrities and various other Easter eggs in the painting.  It was really relaxing.  I nearly fell asleep a couple of times.

After the exhibit we wandered around for a while.  Went outside. Walked down to the ground floor and had a browse through some of the shops with random Korean things.  They called it the "design market".  Not sure if just shops or whether they were supposed to be showcasing Korean designed merchandise.







And then Nell and I parted ways.  She went to do some birthday shopping for her sister and I went looking for some outdoor stores to pick up a couple of little things I wanted for my bag.

Neither of us were successful in the end.

It's always an odd experience shopping in Asia.  They've got "malls" or whatever you want to call them but then they've also got all the random markets and alleyway shopping as well.  In my search for outdoor stores (I knew roughly where I was headed) I walked down all these random laneways that felt like a big market.  Then around the corner from the woman selling fish on a stick in a dirty garage you've got these bricks and mortar stores for major outdoor brands that could belong in any major shopping centre.

In any case I didn't find what I was looking for.  Maybe in Japan.  Nothing important though ... something I can easily live without.

After that I went back to the hotel for my usual freshen up.  I've been trying to dry some god damn laundry for the last 2 days but it just won't dry in this room.  So I ended up sticking it in the washing machine and dryer at the hostel which worked out well.  I'll use those facilities more often as I go.

While the washing was on I went out for dinner.  Had Korean BBQ.  It was pretty hot and humid to be sitting in front of a hot plate cooking my own food but I soldiered on.  The food was great!  Following the lady's instructions I ordered 2 meats and then I ordered a fish roe fried rice as well.

She seemed surprised when I ordered soju.  Not sure why.  The right one is really nice.

The meat comes out and they show me how to cook it.  So I'm happily cooking away and grabbing my meat off the plate, sticking it on my rice then dipping it in sauce or pairing it with kimchi.  Apparently that is not how you eat BBQ.  You're supposed to stick the meat and sauce/side in a lettuce leaf and eat it kind of like a taco.  Now nobody else in the restaurant was doing this (Korean or not) so I'm not sure if they were having some fun but I was a good tourist and did what I was told.  I still preferred my method but they kept refilling my lettuce bowl so I guess I was doing the right thing.

After I'd eaten as much meat as I could I let them know I was done.  Then the fried rice happened.  SHIT!  I forgot I'd ordered that!  I didn't need anymore food!

They come out and cook the fried rice at the table.  All these ingredients come out, they mix it up and cook it on the BBQ plate then tell me to wait a bit so it cooks completely.  I was chatting away to the waitress trying to figure out what she was putting in there but her English wasn't great and I think I was distracting her.  Eventually I shut up.  I ate maybe half of it but couldn't do anymore.




When I paid the host thought there was something wrong because I'd left half the meal.  How are these Koreans all so skinny?

Monday, 21 August 2017

Day 2 Seoul - the humidity!

Day 2 Korea
17 August

Had a glorious sleep-in in my single room.  It was great.  I used the actual bathroom (not a tree) and showered (not wet wipes) before deciding where to start today.  Hooray for not-camping!

The hostel provides breakfast which is pretty cool.  I had eggs on toast with juice.  No bacon (I'm starting to miss bacon) but it was good.  They also had coffee but no tea oddly enough.

Organised to meet with Nell from the Mongolia tour the following day to do some tourist stuff.  So today's plans were somewhat loose and revolved around me just stuffing about doing whatever I wanted.

And that meant a bit of sightseeing, a bit of ingress and a bit of drinking.

Started with wandering around Namdan Park which was very close to the hostel.  Namdan is a beautiful park right in the city centre.  The scenery is excellent.  The whole park is also a god damn hill.  Sigh.  My arch-nemesis ... exercise.

So I'm walking up a staircase to the park and there are some posters with people taking selfies.  Looks like the staircase was featured in a romcom of some variety.  The movie poster showed the stars kissing over the railing in the middle of the stairs.  Boring.

At the top of the stairs there was a really nice little park that had some statues of a dude who was involved in ousting the Japanese invasion of Korea and then became president I think.  It was either unclear or I didn't read the signs properly.

There was also a sculpture of the earth with Australia front and centre.  But I don't have any idea what it was about as the inscription was completely in Korean.



Walked around a bit more and came across the Namdan public library.  They've got the great idea of having parks around the library with little bookshelves outside (like tree houses) for people to sit in the park and read.  Love the idea.  Unfortunately the execution failed.  All the books were really soggy due to the rain and humidity.  The librarians in Australia would be horrified according to Amy.



Walked around some more and there was a sign pointing to some sort of meditation zone or something.  So I walked up the hill and did not find the meditation zone.  Instead I found that the hill just kept going and going and going.  Eventually I ended up at the top of the hill and there was the Seoul tower.

Think the Seattle sky needle.  Big tower at the top of a hill that you pay to go up and see the city from up high.  Well after walking up the damn hill I felt obligated to go inside the thing.



Chinggis ... we're not in Mongolia anymore!

You can tell Seoul is a major city from the skyline.  High rises as far as the eye can see in every direction and interspersed with tree covered mountains.  Really beautiful city and such a change from Ulaanbaatar.



On the other side of the hill I found a staircase that ran down to the bottom of the hill so took that.  A nice change to the boring road I walked up to get there.

My hostel is halfway up this hill so after all this climbing I was a nice sweaty mess so stopped in the hostel for a shower and fresh clothes on the way down.

I can see myself getting into the same habit as China.  Do stuff in the morning, sweat like a pig, go back for a shower, wash my shirt and put on a fresh one, rest for a while then head out again in the evening.

So I did that then went out again looking for food.

The area I'm staying in is basically a big shopping district.  So I wandered around for a while looking at shops, playing Ingress and eating street food.  Started raining so I bought an umbrella and kept wandering.






Got bored after a while and jumped on the subway to Itaewon seeking some craft beer.  Itaewon is apparently an area where a bunch of the expats live.  All I know is I saw (well heard ... let's be honest) a shitload of Americans.  I think I saw more African-Americans than I've seen in Australia in my whole life.

I went to Magpie Brewing Company and sampled most of their brews.  They had a really nice Gose (slightly sour with a salty finish), a pale ale and IPA that I didn't really like and a Belgian Strong Ale which was really tasty.  I had planned to visit a couple more venues but was feeling pretty pissed after that so decided not to.

I wasn't very hungry but on the way back to the hostel I ended up at a restaurant near the hostel.  My eyes were bigger than my stomach.  I ordered anchovie soup and green onion pancake with a sweet soju.  I love the sides you get with Korean food.  It's always a mystery what you're going to end up with.  This time I got some kimchi (yum!), dried anchovies and a packet of seaweed pieces.  I didn't finish my meal but damn it was tasty.



Sunday, 20 August 2017

Some final thoughts on Mongolia

So before I move onto the Korea stuff I have some final thoughts about Mongolia.

It's a really beautiful country.

Probably not a surprise to anyone.  The scenery is just excellent everywhere you go.  I did feel it became a bit same-same after a while but that's a pretty awesome complaint to have.  It was the same level of excellent the whole time ... stop whining James!

However ...

The Mongolians are going to ruin it with rubbish before long.  Everywhere you go there are plastic bottles thrown on the ground on their own or in large garbage dumps.  It's really disappointing to see.  At the Nadaam festival though we saw the children being rewarded for running around and picking up garbage then putting it in a garbage truck.  Hopefully this is a sign of the Mongolians teaching the next generation to take care of their country.


The Food
Overall the food was a bit of a disappointment.  There were a couple of excellent things I had (big fried dumplings, flatbread, guts stir fry) but most of it was pretty simple, hearty, stodgy meals with meat, rice and potato.  Even the goat and marmot (while tasty) were not taste explosions ... the appeal there was more experiential.

The beer was generic Asian lagers.  Nothing interesting, great nor terrible.


The people are super friendly.
I'm sure it's the same in many countries but the people were just lovely.  Everyone you met was friendly and willing to help.  It's a nice culture and I hope they keep it going in the next decade as they start to navigate the transformation from traditional nomadic society to westernised country with heaps of mineral wealth.


Will I be back?
I'm not sure.  There are big parts of the country I didn't do.  Didn't see the Gobi desert, far east or far west.  But I don't think so.  There's a big world to see.  Time will tell.

I'm definitely glad I went though.

Saturday, 19 August 2017

Day 21 Mongolia / Day 1 South Korea

Day 21 Mongolia / Day 1 Korea
16 August (updated - previously said 15 August)

Easy start to the day.  Get up, shower, pack, breakfast and then get ripped off by a taxi driver taking to the airport.

Seriously.  Was supposed to be a fixed price of MNT25,000 but the driver would not take a fixed fare and insisted on the meter.  I can understand why.  He got nearly 3 times the cash for the ride ... MNT65,000.

When we told everyone going later as a warning JoJo rang the taxi company and ripped them a new one apparently.  Those still in UB got a free lunch on the refund.  We were still out of pocket though.

My first time seeing the UB airport since I came in via the train. TINY.  Kind of reminds me of the Canberra airport.  4 gates total.



There was supposed to be some sort of exit fee we had to pay ($12 US) but nobody had to do that so no idea where that thought came from.

The whole airport process was pretty simple.  Mongolian security guys were very confused by the portable battery pack in my bag.  Made me unpack my back and show it to them.  Maybe they haven't reached Mongolia yet?

Oddly all gates had to pass through the same door to board the plane.  So you have everyone for all gates sitting in the same waiting room til the planes are ready for boarding then they open the doors and you have to try to figure out which queue is yours.  Which is stupid because it's the same staff checking your boarding pass anyway.  Whatever.

Got on the plane and had a great exit row seat with heaps of legroom.  I got through 90% of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (GRR!) because the exit row seat can't have the TV thing up for takeoff or landing.  Very annoying.

Good flight with some turbulence.  Korean airways is a good airline.  Attractive cabin staff, good food, pleasant colour scheme.  Silke and I were on the same plane.  She was 1 row behind me.  Was nice to keep the tour going for just a little bit longer with a familiar face.

SOUTH KOREA!

Arrived in South Korea pretty well on time.  Incheon is a pretty nice airport.  Clean, orderly, well signed and very modern.  Customs and whatnot was quick and painless.  I managed to get myself a SIM card (unlimited data and 4g everywhere!) and a transport card for the time I'm here before leaving the airport.  MUCH NICER THAN BEIJING AT 3 AM.

I got the train from the airport to downtown Seoul, checked into my hostel and had a quick shower.

Hostel is nice.  More a hotel than a hostel really as it's all private rooms.  Apparently the same people run a standard hostel down the road and this is their private room one.  Only downside is that it' sat the top of a god damn hill.  Mental note: look at topographical maps next time.

Went out for a wander and some dinner.  Totally by accident I ran into a craft beer joint so I stopped in there and had a drink and some food.  No idea what it was called but the beer was OK and the spicy snails with noodle I had was good.



I'm glad to be back in a city and I'm glad to have a private room with a bathroom for a few days.

Day 20 Mongolia - Chinggis and the last day of the tour


 Day 20 Mongolia
15 August

Last day of the tour!

We woke up to greet Chinggis protecting our camp.  Couldn't really see where we were camping last night so it was interesting waking up to see us in a field surrounded by ger camps, shops and the Chinggis statue.

Last breakfast was Mongolian flatbread made by JoJo.  It's basically pan fried bread.  I don't really know what's in it but it's tasty and it takes jam and whatnot well.

We headed off to Chinggis after breakfast and climbed up inside him to emerge out of his chest and take selfies.

It's a big polished steel statue.  Biggest statue of a horse in the world apparently.  Also a blatant tourist thing.  But everyone got a kick out of it.

I even sent Grandma a postcode.








Driving back to Ulaanbaator everyone was in good spirits.  There was promise of a SHOWER after 3 nights of camping.  I think everyone had their eyes on that particular prize and boy was it glorious when we got to it.

It was so nice to get back to a hotel, be showered and lie down in a bed with wifi and just chill out without any real expectations for the day.

Finished up with a farewell dinner at an Indian restaurant nearby (we're in Mongolia ... why would we eat Indian?!) then some karaoke.

Dinner was nice.  Some soppy speeches were made.  Some passenger voted "awards" given out.  I didn't win anything thankfully.  Jules cried.  JoJo sang.  Someone didn't contribute enough money (Or any at all).

A few people who didn't eat Indian went and had Korean afterwards.  I tagged along for a beer before heading to Karaoke.

The Karaoke was fun although the songs would randomly end.  It's like they specifically shortened some of the songs to allow people to rotate more quickly.  Not a terrible idea but terrible execution. Songs would cut off in the weirdest spot.

And that's the tour over with.



Day 19 Mongolia - A temple and some driving

14 August
Day 19 Mongolia

Breakfast then about an hour's drive to a temple nearby.  I forget the name of it now 5 days later.  Bad James!  Behind on your typing.

It was a nice temple.

There were some big Buddha statues on a hill.
Monks were chanting inside and there was a ger temple out the back.
There was nice Asian architecture and beautiful painting.

But it was just another temple.






We had a last truck lunch and then did lots and lots of driving.

We drove to Ulaanbaator and stopped at a cashmere outlet store (well 2 stores ... the first one was closed so of course we had to go to a second one).

We then stopped at some fast food restaurants for dinner before continuing onto our last camp site.

I couldn't stand to have KFC or Pizza Hut so I ended up at a Mongolian place with about 7 others from the truck.  The food took aaaages to come and we were about 20-30 minutes late for our leaving time (and that was changing the food to takeaway ... we had originally planned to eat in).  Kind of annoying to be the one everyone is waiting for but honestly I've spent so long waiting for people to get on and off the truck every day I didn't feel too bad.

The Mongolian food was really good!  Best stuff we've had so far I think.  Jay and I shared 2 sets of dumplings (fried mutton ones and tofu ones) which were good.  The mutton ones particularly.

And I got a mutton guts stir fry (heart, lamb, intestine etc...) which was tasty but really really filling ... particularly after all the dumplings.  We probably didn't really need to order them all but why the hell not?  And Jay had chicken soup with plums.  A bit fatty according to Jay but he was glad he ordered it.

Various other things were ordered (tasting plate with dumplings and other things on it, a fish soup with dumplings, meat skewers) but I can't really comment on those.

It did become somewhat challenging to eat it on the truck.  It was dark and the road was bumpy and we didn't have a lot of room.  Thankfully everyone with soup had finished and put the lid on by the time we started to hit the big bumps on the highway.  That could have been disastrous.

Finally at around 11pm I think we arrived at our last bush camp near the giant Chinggis Khan statue.  First time we've had to put tents up in the dark.  Was easy enough with my mobile phone in my mouth acting as a torch.

Tents up and we got down to a little drinking for our last night.  Nothing big but didn't get to bed until about 1am.

My phone doesn't deal with night photos very well so here is a terrible photo of Chinggis.


Days 17/18 Mongolia - more camping and lots of driving

12 August
Day 17 Mongolia

Not a big day today.  Fairly late start then we headed back to Moron for a bit of cook team shopping, some lunch and more importantly ... Wifi and toilets.

I had a Mongolian meal there (noodles and meat) and it was fine.

We then had a very short drive to some more Deer Stones.  There were some far more noticeable decorations on these stones but honestly they are just not worth the time to stop and look at them in my opinion.  And since I'm writing for me my opinion is the only one that matters.

After the stones we headed to an early bush camp by a river.  Some swimming, drinking and general relaxing.

I still don't really like camping.


13 August
Day 18 Mongolia

Mostly a big travel day today.  We didn't do much else.

Breakfast, packing up camp then a quick stop in Moron to stock up on beer and snacks before we drove until a bush camp at 7pm.

Nothing much to speak of.

Mongolia continues to deliver excellent scenery everywhere you go though it does get a bit same-same after a while.

The cook group did a good job tonight.  Chicken stew, mashed potato and tomato cacciatore for main.  They bought a blowtorch in Moron one day this week and made caramelised trifle with it for dessert.  They've consistently done a good job.

The stars here are fantastic.  So many, so clear and heaps of shooting stars.

If only I didn't have to disappear into a tent.